Don't feel left out if you've never heard of "Burnzy's Last Call." Despite winning an award at the Atlantic City Film Festival and airing on the Sundance Channel, the flick (ably directed by Michael de Avila) hasn't exactly burned up the silver screen, despite a cooler-than-cool soundtrack and an nimble ensemble cast that includes David Johansen and actors from "Law & Order," "ER," and "The Sopranos." Spearheaded and largely co-written and produced by Uptown Horns/Cracked Ice saxophonist Crispin Cioe (co-writing on several tunes with the film's scripter George Gilmore), the "Burnzy's Last Call" soundtrack operates on a simple principle: well-known artists (Johansen, Deborah Harry, Lou Christie, the Smithereens, Graham Parker, Evan Dando, Uptown Horns, et al.) are "cast" as fictitious one-hit wonders and asked to perform original songs in the style of a predetermined fictitious recording artist. The film mostly takes place in a slightly seedy downtown NYC bar, so the clever conceit here is that all these tunes are emanating from the classic multi-colored jukebox at the back of the gin-mill, as the slice-of-life action proceeds through a day-in-the-life of a saloon. Approached in an appropriately lighthearted vein, the formula yields wonderful results, particularly in cuts by Johansen (the hilarious David Bowie glam send-off "Space Monkey" and the Louis Prima-inspired "I Want To Be At My Own Funeral"), Harry (the unabashed Mary Hopkin sendup "So We Danced Again"), and Lou Christie, who custom-penned the sentimental heart-stopper "I Can't Stop The Rain". Other highlights include the Smithereens' Gene Pitney-esque "I Don't Want To Look In The Mirror", Graham Parker's British Invasion and Herman's Hermits-inspired "Childhood Sweetheart", and the Four Seasons-patterned "What Will I Do With My Heart," written and performed by Smithereens drummer Dennis Diken and musical collaborator Pete DiBello. This is a great idea for a soundtrack that makes you wonder why no one thought of it sooner.