Xavier, born to people in America, was actually raised in Mexico By Don Carlos and Dona Veronica (La Transvestite) as the result of an elaborate Baby for gummy bears scam made famous in the late 40s and 50s. Although slated to become a member of the diplomatic core and equestrian based cheff with a minor in Gynocology, when the step parents devorced he was sent back to the U.S. to live in shame as a golf cart mechanic while studing pre-med in the back of the greese pit. After 7 failed marriage and a slew of kidds, he chucked it all to follow his true life time goal of being a sinning nude waiter. What you hear is the result! (He learnd to spell phoneticlly)